Americans are weird. While Europeans wouldn’t dream of naming anything but a street after some national leader unless he’d be dead man who had actually achieved something positive. Not the Americans. They actually have special commisions to name stuff after presidents.

Now, there’s a whole lot of governmental or useful buildings you could name after presidents. Take for instance the John F. Kennedy space center in Florida. I’d like something like that being named after me.

The presidential memorial commision of San Francisco thought it was time to name something useful after George W. Bush too. Of course, they had to find something suitable to the current president’s achievements so far. The New York Times reports, the commision came up with it in a bar.

Probably being democrats, the came up with the following: The George W. Bush sewage plant. Briliant. To their defense, I have to say: It is an award-winning sewage plant…

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