Der wundervolle Geruch des Tabaks

Wie in die meisten von Europa diese Tage, setzten die Niederlande vor kurzem ein Verbot auf dem Rauchen in Publikationen, in Stäbe, in Vereine und in Gaststätten. Obgleich viele der hartnäckigen Raucher in unserem Land sich über dieses beschweren mögen, leben sie bis zu den neuen wohlen Richtlinien bemerkenswert.
Jedoch das Verbot auf dem Rauchen eingeführt einem Problem, zu dem glätten Sie viele [...]

k.daniel, PROMOpinions unwissender Leser!

Daniel ist von PROMOpinion.com ein regelmäßiges. Ich fühle für ihn, weil er ziemlich unwissend ist, er nicht kann immer das Thema verstehen sehr traurig. Dennoch schätze ich wirklich seine Bemühungen, Themen zu lesen und zu kommentieren, die nicht sogar mit ihm zusammenhängen. Danke Herr. Daniel für Ihre fortfahrende Teilnahme.
Sind hier wenige seiner Anmerkungen:
Daniel [...]

Ein Motorrad Test und ein Kawasaki

Benny schicken mir sms gerade. Er kann nicht die Zeit finden, einen Pfosten heute zu schreiben, weil er für morgigen Motorradtest studiert. Obwohl er ein Meister der schlechten Entschuldigungen ist, dieses mal denke ich, daß ich ihm glaube. Einerseits warum nicht erklärte er mir vorher? Er muß [...] gekannt haben

Freie Stelle: Blanke Haushälterin

Jobseekers waren speechlessness, als sie entlang zu ihrer lokalen Jobmitte gingen und einen Advert für einen verworrenen Job fanden. die Firma - benanntes Knobs `n' Klopfer - suchte Bewerber beider Geschlechter, um das Waschen-oben und das Bügeln im Nude zu tun.
Der Advert hoffnungsvollen Anwärtern erklärt: `Erfordert für Haushalt Reinigung Aufgaben in [...]

EA verbietet porn von der Spore

(4 Stimmen, Durchschnitt: 5 aus 5 heraus)
Laden…
Spore ist das späteste, und angenommen entscheidend, Hinzufügung zur Maxis `Strecke sim-alles Spiele. I have some fond memories of games like Simcity and I bet many of our female readers spend many hours and much cash their social simulator “the Sims”.
Spore is an attempt to create [...]

Free Baby Lions

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The European 2008 football (soccer) championships started two weeks ago in Austria and Switzerland. Dutch grocery chain Albert Heijn is trying to duplicate the huge success of their Wuppie campaign of two years ago with a new cute character to collect - the Welpie. Albert Heijn B.V. [...]

No such thing as bad publicity

At Promopinion, we always enjoy seeing other people screw something up. Makes us feel so much better about ourselves.
This criminal looking guy to the left gives us a reason to: It’s actor Rip Thorn, who was caught by the police for drunk driving. The charming looking picture was then taken at the police station, [...]

25 funny and filthy real city names!

Lesbos is a Greek island located in the northeastern Aegean Sea. Its population is approximately 90,000 and they are called Lesbians.
The word lesbian is derived from the poems of Sappho, born in Lesbos, which contain powerful emotional content directed toward other females and have frequently been interpreted as expressing homosexual love. Because of this association, [...]

The sky is the limit

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Everyone who has taken the time to look at the sky knows how dull it is. In fact, it is so boring that people are trying to convince themselves that some clouds are shaped like animals, just to make the experience slightly more interesting. Thank god, this [...]

Amazing: One man wins a Villa, 33 cars and 20 trips to Tenerife!

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Yvon Bouvy won more than a $2 million in competitions run by magazines, radio stations and supermarkets. The Police officer, of Arlon in southern Belgium, spent every second of his free time in a local library to look up the answers to quiz questions or filling in [...]

A top 5 of extremely weird old ads

Ever woke up in the morning with a gigantic hangover feeling sorry about some crazy thing you did last night? I know I have. But you wouldn’t expect professional advertising agencies to do the same. Looking back, some of those must be having a gigantic hangover from some of the stuff they did before as [...]

Guerilla Marketing Tactics: 17 Ingenious Examples

The term guerilla marketing was coined by Jay Conrad Levinson and is described in his many books with this term in the title. Here is a brief overview of guerilla marketing tactics and how to get started.
What It Is
Guerilla marketing is really a way of thinking and acting in the context of your business. It [...]

Die in Style: 10 Stunning Coffins!

Dying, I rather not talk about it. It scares me to death. Live is too much fun. The way I look at it right now, I don’t want to die ever! But, according to science, we all will and what are the odds that I will be an exception?
I’m 30 years old, so [...]

5 Misconceptions About Marketing

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Marketing is a subject that’s very often misunderstood by many of us who are not directly involved in it. There are many misconceptions around what marketing teams do, especially in relation to the art of selling. There are, however, some key things to understand that can help [...]

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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Having your own website has its advantages. For instance, I sometimes enjoy myself just watching what search phrases that lead to our site you guys use from Google. “boobs simpsons” seems to lead to our site for some weird reason, as does “chocolate last supper church”.
Every now [...]

Top three business cards

Having people remember your name can be such a bother. That’s the reason mankind invented business cards, which in its turn brings up a new problem: Where do you put all of those cards, and how can you quickly find the right one?
Luckily, some people have found a really good way to make their card [...]

Campaign: Don’t Look At Naked Women

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Campaigns, they are everywhere. It’s a good method to influence and change the (bad) behavior of the target audience. But can it also be used to change primitive urges? I don’t think so, but in Japan they will give it a shot.
In Aomori, Japan, there’s a [...]

The raping of Futsal

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For some reason, the sport of Futsal (indoor football), just doesn’t seem to be taking off with a large public in Europe, as it has in countries in South America. Quite strange I guess: You can play indoors (a good thing in the averagely cold countries of [...]

Capturing The Subconscious Mind With Subliminal Advertising

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Subliminal advertising is considered to be the most powerful representation of ideas that appeals to the emotional and unconscious mind. It is a response to a stimulus unknowingly. Normal level of thinking is not enough to perceive such advertisements as they are designed by experts, who have [...]

Is This The Best Job In The World?

We often talk about global Promotion. But this time it’s all about a single handwritten ad!
Jack Hammond, 88 years old, recently moved into a care home near his family. He left all his old drinking friends and the local pub behind. In his current care home the only other male resident is not a [...]

10 Badly chosen car names

So, you’ve got yourself a fancy agency to create the ultimate advertising campaign in that country you’re so desperate to sell your new cars in? A shame they forgot to tell you you don’t stand a chance in advance, since the car name you chose means “cunt” to the locals. A top ten of badly [...]

Car security as it should be

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Back from Spain! I see my partner in crime Robert has kept you all busy with daily posts (well done, mate), I’ll have to take some time to catch up.
I had a great time: Andalucia is amazingly beautiful and the Spanish sun amazingly comfortable this time of [...]

Tattoo Advertising, get your logo on a real face now!

Is he a lunatic or a caring daddy? Jason Niebling offers his face as a “human advertising billboard.” The highest bidder can have his brand/logo tattooed on the head of this man.
The 37-year-old man from Ipswich, Australia, doesn’t care if people think he’s an idiot as long as this crazy idea pays off and he [...]

Umbro, perfect for wiping your arse

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For the few readers and extraterrestrials that don’t know Umbro, it’s a British sportswear and equipment supplier based in Manchester. Umbro designs, sources and markets sport-related apparel, footwear and equipment. Their products are sold in over 90 countries worldwide.
A few days ago they aired a new commercial. [...]

12 funny but dangerous lies about North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il

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According to officials from North Korea:
1. When Kim Jong-Il was born, a monster came out of the sea at Pyongyang and started to sing the national anthem.
2. When Kim Jong-Il was born, a double rainbow arose over the Baekdu Mountain , the highest mountain in North Korea
3. [...]

Unlucky….

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Sometimes, all the time and money you spend on advertising can’t stop it from utterly missing its purpose. Unfortunate placement can completely ruin the effect, often due to reasons outside of the advertisers scope of control. The clip above is an ultimate example of this.

But [...]

The proof: Reality is an illusion!

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Co-blogger Benny is currently working so hard on a project that he sometimes has too less time to eat or sleep, even to write a post. But that’s one of the many reasons we have this blog together. So we can guarantee a 100% original post every [...]

April fool’s day

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Yes, it’s that day of the year again. Some of your colleagues or friends may have (tried to) fool you today already: “Your shoelace’s untied”, a fart cushion. Most April fool’s day jokes are very lame.
Some people go through some trouble for a good joke though. As [...]

Fo’ Shizzle

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The rapper and actor Snoop Dogg / Snoop Doggy Dogg or for friends just Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. (nobody seems to call him that …) features in a new ad. The ad can be seen in cinemas across the US, just before the actual movie starts.
The king [...]

Do-it-yourself advertising

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During this years Champions League (the European football championship for clubs and one of the best watched tv broadcasts in the world), Ford launched an advertising campaign featuring various models of their carbon-based cars floating away on a bunch of balloons. The idea was to stress the [...]

Completed emancipation!

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Until the 60’s many commercials were sexist in a way. By then it was no big deal. But then the feminist movement arrived and advertising agencies got scared…Sexist commercials became rare. Fully understandable since woman do most of the shopping and companies cherish a good understanding with [...]

Target audience squared

We all know that sex sells. Hell, we’ve talked about it on this blog almost every week. Of course, not everybody’s willing to recognize this: Some people would even like to think it doesn’t even exist. An opinion usually formed by a deeply religious sense of values or - well - just general prudency.
Don’t take [...]

Mr. T, still going strong

The actor Mr. T aka B. A. (Bad Attitude) Baracus is famous for his striking Mohawk hairstyle, for wearing large amounts of gold jewelry around his neck and for his one-liners with “fool” in it. His real name is Laurence Tureaud, please forget that name, Laurence spoils his image of tough guy.
His acting does [...]

Take 5

If you’ve checked out the list of ads tagged bad on PROMOpinion, you might notice we often seem to ask ourselves the question: How do people come up with ads this uninspired, irrelevant or simply horrible?
Seems we’re not the only ones that wonder at this. Take five minutes to check out this clip. If you’re [...]

A Prison Break clone?

Last week I promised to write less about US ads, and excellent co writer Benny asked me to skip Dutch ads too. So today…a Swedish ad.
Initially I thought the creators of this Swedish Länsförsäkringar Banking & Insurances commercial simply (ab)used the success and idea of Prison Break. Some research showed me I [...]